Thursday, April 15, 2010

Sentences Maybe?

1. So that Mia could make the beads for her necklace, she had to go and acquire some string from an Arts and Crafts store.

2. Many people found it to be a common conception that Julia had red hair, but it really wasn't.

3. David's conviction that Shakira was the best dancer in the industry now was beginning to become obnoxious.

4. Sometimes it was annoying how Dominique was dogmatic when it came to presenting information in class; he acted like everything he said was fact.

5. Our class attended a very enlightening seminar on the dangers of texting and driving because we learned the alarming rates of teens death due to the phenomenon.

6. Clara was under the impression that Tracy was going to be riding the bus to school, so she didn't go by her house to pick her up.

7. Sometimes you have to just trust the woman's intuition when it comes to knowing what other women are thinking.

8. It's a common misconception that women like for men to always be rough with them; on the contrary a lot of women like a sensitive man.

9. Lena's perception of computers is that they're all the same unless they're going to do the work for you without your input.

10. Ryan had a very profound and extreme perceptive that all of the students in his Geography class were overly concerned with passing his test.

11. It was inherent that the Kevin was going to do anything dangerous if he were given the opportunity; it was almost like an innate behavior of his.

12. It was an inveterate habit of Antwaun to go gamble every other weekend. He had been doing it for almost 20 years now.

13. Sometimes I don't understand how people can deny the omnipotent power of God because he's shown his presence in so many ways from walking humans to the floating planets.

14. Whenever Chester and Anna are in close proximity with one another you should be aware of the sparks that fly from their chemistry.

15. Sometimes Trina feels like getting an A in Mr. Karev's class is an elusive task that she'll never obtain.

16. Rosa's parents emigrated from Argentina into America in order to live a better life.

17. Good weather in Houston, Texas is a pretty transient and transitory occurrence because it's here one minute and gone the next.

18. One of the best features of a friend is that they be affable because a good friend is someone you can talk to no matter what and they should also be amenable to what you have to say as well so it's not just one-sided.

19. You have to have an open camaraderie with your closest friends if you want them to stay close to you forever and try to be as cordial with them as you possibly can.

20. If you really want to piss a teacher off you should act facetious when they ask you what you want to do in college.

Ending a Friendship

Sometimes LeRonda felt compelled to ask her best friend if she would go out with her. In her opinion, if Keisha was her best friend, she shouldn't have to beg her to go out with her. She should want to. Sometimes it seemed to LeRonda that Keisha was too involved with her other friends, and whenever LeRonda felt like she wanted to hang out, she claimed to be "diligently" studying. She knew that if she dogged around behind her, constantly asking her for some time alone that it would put a weird strain on their relationship. But, she'd known Keisha since they were little girls, at least 3 years old. She couldn't bear enduring the end of a 22-year old friendship. But they had to face the facts. LeRonda was a scary-cat, whose idea of fun was going to see a G-Rated movie, while Keisha on the other hand, was intrepid and fearless and loved taking walks on the wild side. LeRonda was pretty straight-and-narrow and didn't really deviate from what she was taught at home, while Keisha was a complete maverick, who hated being put into clear, cut labels and boxes. Keisha hated arguing with people because she was so carefree, while LeRonda was so obdurate and felt like she always had to argue to fight her point until everyone agreed with her and when they wanted to argue back with her, she was too obstinate to listen to anyone else's opinion. Keisha was growing tired of going back and forth with LeRonda and she knew that their friendship needed to come an end. She honestly didn't want it to because they'd had some good times that created lasting memories inside of her. But now that they were in college, Keisha's friends had proliferated into an entirely different group of people totally different than LeRonda. But LeRonda wanted to hold onto their friendship with such a tenacity because she believed in true friendship. Where else could she find someone who was going to accept her with all her flaws and still love her regardless? She knew that their relationship was losing its spark and vitality, but they could work through it in her opinion. But, the fact still remained that Keisha and LeRonda were on different pages. Neither one of them could obtain a full assimilation of what the other one had become, and quite frankly, they weren't taking the time to either. Keisha brought up the idea to her other friends of trying to end their friendship on good terms, and they all came to a consensus that it was probably what was best. She needed to keep the the context of their relationship on good terms because they were still going to the same school and nothing would be worse than high school drama in college. On the other hand, LeRonda was sensing that Keisha was moving on. She could derive from her body language that something weird was going to happen to them. And because of LeRonda's personality, she felt it was incumbent that she not allow Keisha to end their friendship on her terms, but she wanted it to end her way instead. In her opinion it was inevitable that it end on nice terms, so she wanted to leave with a bang. She'd tried her hardest to create a malleable relationship where they could be real with each other without one another storming out on each other. Seconds later, Keshia walked into the room and suddenly, a silence subdued the entire room.

A Few Sentences...

1. Trina thought that the only way she would get DeWayne's attention is if she were to dress ostentatiously with all of her cleavage hanging out and 8" heels.

2. Whenever Joseph came to visit Chinquapin, a strong sense of poignancy ran through his body because he strongly regretted leaving Chinquapin for public school.

3. Whenever Beyonce performed she was always filled with ebullience; she had a smile that seemed to radiate off the stage right into the audience.

4. So that Yesenia could try and exercise in the thirty minutes she had left, she ran frenetically on the treadmill.

5. When Sheila arrived to class, she gratuitously gave the teacher a very disrespectful attitude because she had a bad morning at home.

6. In order to get a reclamation of her watches from the pawn store, Monica had to first come up with the same amount of money she had received when she pawned them.

7. Susan gave the sanction to the class for them to leave the classroom right now for the fire drill.

8. Tom Bergeron decided to slander his co-host's reputation so that she'd be fired and he could be the sole host of Dancing With The Stars.

9. When Lisa came into the cafeteria, everyone knew that she seemed a bit spurious because people had caught her in a lie a few times.

10. Crystal knew that she was worth more than those clandestine meetings in the Hilton Hotel so she broke it off with Tim.

11. In order to keep the surprise party a surprise, Cassandra had to act disingenuous with her sister so that she wouldn't catch on to the clever ruse going on for the past couple weeks.

12. Karina tried to make a stratagem in order to make her chess opponent lose miserably.

13. Lorena's mom always told her to be wary about upperclassmen boys on a college campus who are looking at the new freshmen girls because they can be so wily and you'll fall for their game without even knowing they've played it on you.

14. Jessie arbitrarily decided that she was going to go out to the club, and forgot to ask her friends if they wanted to join her.

15. Alina was acting really strange because yesterday she was in such a good mood and then she capriciously turned into an entirely different person.

16. The comments that Carla was making in class were so inconsequential and had absolutely no relation to the actual topic at hand.

17. Most people thought of Miranda as extremely superficial because she only concerned herself with things like how people looked and the things they wore to school or how their hair looked.

18. There was a very tenuous association between what Carlanda wore to school and how she felt in the morning, but most of the time she just wore sweats.

19. Mariah thought that it was stupid to concern herself with the trivial things that many other people worried about like, the color of someone's earring or the way the wore their ponytail.

20. When it came to passing DH's tests you have to be really assiduous because the slightest mistake can cause you to fail.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Birds and the Bees

When Johnny went to school he asked his teacher, Mrs. Appleseed, where did babies come from. In the most didactic and informing way she could, she tried to tell him of this age-old occurrence. She knew that for a young person to understand this, she would have to be cogent. He's a young kid, 8 years old. How could she really explain to a little boy about this? She knew that if she wasn't tactful in her explanation, then Johnny would go home and tell his parents what his teacher said. If she did this wrong, his parents would surely have the assertion that the teachers from this school are up to no good. So in order to exculpate herself, she knew she'd have to deny answering any of his questions. She knew she had to lucidly explain it too because Johnny is only 10 years old. Johnny was so curious about this, but he was so nervous about asking his own parents. Although he was young, he knew how tense his parents became about certain subjects. He knew if he asked Mrs. Appleseed in the wrong way, she wouldn't answer his questions and she would put him in detention for being nasty. The correct rhetoric was necessary in order to get his point across. Mrs. Appleseed finally told him, "Umm Johnny, I think that this is something you should discuss with your parents, not me". "Well Mrs. Appleseed, maybe you should be an arbiter between my parents and I. They just won't talk to me about anything! I have to come talk to you about it or I'll never know anything about life." But Mrs. Appleseed knew the rules. She had to treat each student with an impartial attitude and not allow them to persuade her any differently than her first mind.